Me (stepping out of the shower): Oh, hey kiddo. Did you have a good sleep?

X: Daddy’s bum looks funny.

Me: What? It does? What do you mean?

X: It looks like this… (turns away and pulls his pants down) …but three of them — all stuck together.

Me: Three of them?

X: Yup! (pulls pants up and turns back around) But only two of L’s. His bum is bigger.